Friday, September 20, 2024

Sympathy for the Church Lady

Little Napoleon Antoinette

Stump in stature, gravity cursed,

the cross of Jesus hung

to the solar plexis of his chest,

holding him clutch to the hearth,

amplifying his Fundamentalist rage

toward the fly shit that surrounds him,

Politicking for a patron saintly state

of spotless oblivion in a "Freedom" T-shirt,

a tyrant rueful and fussy, grasping, invading,

leaning in to your every movement,

on the hunt for some dark relic for accusation,

throwing a wheel-chair-wounded Santa

out into the palm-lined heat island street,

loathing all he oppresses, the diamond necklace

affairs of the abode humming with OCD tension,

looking for the comfort zone in Christian skies,

hammered as a child for being left-handed,

& there's a secret silence in the mausoleum

now gone Bauhaus with printed paper squares

loaded with nanny state reminders,

authoritarian messaging issuing plain threats

as the ghosts of fear flow beneath shallow ice

since you can't compete with the Church Lady,

made of such over-sweet hysterical charity,

munching on wafers in the salted land,

loaded with dinero, never losing a penny,

bringing in an old grey, two of three strikes

already, a new cash cow for the pews,

complaining to his Lord & anyone else

who isn't listening. The falcon, the falconer

in a mismatch of abstract repressionism:

Nobody likes me here and I don't give a fuck,

calling everyone "assholes" as he ascends into the air,

& then, returning from the sin he failed to forgive

a giant mad mouse too small to roar

killed a broken man to clean a floor.

So they wave hosannas & roses & coins

& the perfect cure for donkey dung

satisfying the need to be in his lonely dream,

but he turns around and eats you, bone clean.


~ Douglas McDaniel,

Tolleson, Arizona


Mythville Bookstore




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