Greyhound Bus Driver Blues

Run it like a prison ship,

the bus driver said

as if he had a whip

Been there, seen that

and he's not going

to take any crap

So pull up your pants

I know it's a fashion

but nobody wants

to see your ass

I got the Greyhound bus driver blues

those sunset on Route 66 Flagstaff blues

He got at the wheel shouting orders over the mic

like a prison ship, oh lordy lo, keep your head low

Why you gottta be like that?

The bus driver main ain't nobody

running his deal 

on a bad trip

You have drugs, 

well, you do them for fun

but the bus driver man 

is going to leave you

and he ain't gonna stop

in Cleveland or Idaho

Even if you wave and run

I got the Greyhound bus driver blues

those sunset on Route 66 Flagstaff blues

Flying off the wheel 

shouting orders over the mic

like a prison ship, but I an't no psycho 

Why you gottta be like that

on the ear blasting device, Oh!

So don't talk back

on the road to Vegas

the bus driver man don't

 have no taste for it

and he'll leave you

in Tortilla Flat

You don't wanna

see him coming

You get my grasp?

I got the Greyhound bus driver blues

those sunset on Route 66 Flagstaff blues

the got at the wheel shouting orders over the mic

like a prison ship, oh lordy lo, can I ride my bike 

why you gottta be like that?