Engine in Contention (Can't Get Far)

Sheriff Bill came down the hill

Said I'd burned my dollar bill

Which is why I can't get gas

to cross the great water

No I can't get far

with my engine in contention

Feeling bored

with the whine of my engine

Spinning those wheels

across that desert

for miles and miles

miles and miles

Dirt on the dash

Gotta a bunch of scratches

Just might explode

before it ups and crashes

I can't get far

with my engine in contention

No we can't get far

with our engines in contention

Tweeting my missives into the Trumpster dumpster

Tweeting my missiles into the endless pointless ether

I am wearing camouflage at the coffeehouse

and my Ford Exploder broke down

Just might need a llama, Dolly

When all is lost

and the gloss if off the posh

My Ford Exploder can't get off

and running

to save the girl upon the bridge

I can't get far

with my engine in contention

No we can't get far

with our engines in contention

I can't get far

with my engine in contention

No we can't get far

with our engines in contention

Editor's notes: The updated lyrics for the lone Bards of Mythville hit,

"Engine in Contention," produced by Martin "Tex" Barringer